Okay - I have to tell you something funny, because it really is the funny things in life that amuse me.

Number 1-

Okay so I'm sitting at work with my friend Terrie, she is a phlibotomist and likes to poke people with needs, we call her the vampire (hey it's her job). Anyway. So she is really bored, because nothing was happening that night. So I come stand by her and she is drawing an elephant butt - yes the rear side of an elephant.

I ask her - "Terrie, why are you drawing an elephant butt?"

Terrie saysm "Well, it's the only thing I know how to draw."

Okay - I don't need to say anymore. Needless to say, that made my night.